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DO NOT BUY A ROBE IF...

You're still growing 

(In 6 months your robe will be too short

Save your money and wait!)

 

You have BLOCKS on your e-mail (we HAVE to be able to contact you!)

You never check the e-mail address you give us

Your Paypal e-mail is no longer current  (Check it!)

You forgot to pay your server bill 

Have a too-full mail box

No valid delivery address (use your work address, we don't mind!)

You are about to move or

Leaving for a trip

Taking semester finals

About to become a father or give birth

 

You expect non-fannish family / significant other / insane roommate to forward your order 

(c'mon, what are the odds?)

 

You don't know the difference between a robe and a cloak

Cannot figure out our measurements page directions (get help!)

You suddenly convert to the Dark Side/Light Side of the Force and are being pursued by Knights/Sith Lords, bounty hunters, Jamaican Fish People, and/or cranky galactic emperors.

You may think you'll have time to deal with this, but you won't. 



WE REQUIRE 
A CONTACT PHONE NUMBER.     Voicemail is fine.

Every order requires we contact you.

If your email isn't working we need a backup if there are problems!

Murphy's Law means that YOURS will be the non-working email address when we have a problem with an order.  Non-working e-addresses are #4 on our list of why your order is late.

We're not kidding--your delivery can be seriously delayed if we must resort to snail mail.

The number is SAFE!!  We DELETE it soon as your order is shipped.

We respect your privacy and have better things to do than sell numbers to some lame list or phone up to ask if you know the capital of East Timor and what its gross national product might be.

And we hate those bloody annoying sales calls as much as you do.

So please, just put in a current contact number so we can provide you with a swift delivery of your awesome robe!

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